AH, DAMN & IF™

HOW DO I PLACE AN ORDER TO BUY A T-SHIRT?

Our tees are not sold at any 'physical shop', and the only way for you to buy a tee is by sending us a detailed order by email.

Your email should include:

1. Name and Surname
2. Postal address
3. Poem (t-shirt)
4. And t-shirt size

DO I ONLY ORDER ORDER VIA EMAIL? ISN'T THAT SO 70S?

Sort of, we currently don't welcome impulsive purchases.

RETURN POLICY?

If you are not satisfied with your purchase, please return the item for an exchange or a refund.

All returns must be made within 30 days of placing your order.

DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE RETURN?

Include your postage invoice and we'll refund you. It's that easy!

WHEN WILL YOU SEND MY T-SHIRT?

We ship via post once a week, on Fridays, for orders made before 12h00 Friday, Central African Time.

All orders recieved thereafter will only be shipped the following Friday.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR THE TEE TO REACH ME?

We are based in South Africa. So for SA orders, you should get your t-shirt next week Tuesday, should you settle your order before 12h00, Friday.

And orders to other parts of the world takes between 7 - 14 days.

*We ship anywhere in the world.

HOW WILL I KNOW IF A CERTAIN POEM IS AVAILABLE?

We'll gladly print for you, if the poem is out of stock.

But bare in mind that we an annual limit of only 500 tees, per poem, per country.